Test results from emode.com

Pretty much in the order they are on emode match's suggested test page.My comments in black

IQ test
Emode said it's 135 (which I think is a bit high) and "Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning. "

Personality test
Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Critic which means you are a Thinker / Success. Your primary sub-type is defined by "Thinker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Success" characteristics.
That means you're complex, thoughtful and never content to skate on the surface. Chances are you veer towards being so analytical and introspective that even positive qualities can seem like faults. The truth is that you have a very perceptive, gentle spirit.
But then they also say this which does not sound like me to me:
You also have a thirst for adventure, whether satisfying it through physical activities, or through embarking on risk-filled business ventures. You are smart, slick and fast. You've been known to break intellectual rules, which is how you've managed to remain such an innovative thinker over the years.

What Breed of Dog Are You?
No bones about it, you're an adventurous Scottish Terrier. Fearless, feisty, and always up for a challenge, you like having things your way. Some people might even label you stubborn or headstrong.

Are You an Optimist or a Pessimist?
7 on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a pessimist.
Well, everything's not quite roses and teddy bears for you, but you do tend to look on the bright side of life (we can hear those Monty Python boys whistling right now...). Sure, you sometimes bitch and moan about your problems (who doesn't?), but deep down you're pretty sure that everything will eventually turn out fine. When the weather man says it's going to be sunny, you leave your umbrella at home. In general, you like to be around people, and you try to make new friends when you can. You do your best to take things at face value, rather than making mountains out of molehills. Basically, the world is sort of like a big coconut to you: tough and hairy on the outside, but, when you get down into it, there's good stuff inside.

The Values Test
Your values help make you a Privacy Guardian

Even when left alone with someone's most valuable secrets, you appear to be one of those rare people who could forego the opportunity to snoop. Because you're one who usually places a high value on privacy — yours as well as other people's — you're someone who can ordinarily be trusted not to let the skeletons out of other people's closets. Because you like to keep your business to yourself and prefer that others do the same, you're not likely to become embroiled in others' battles or concerns. You're more apt to feel that it's better to focus on your own actions and welfare, rather than face the potential consequences of meddling.

Who are you compatible with?

The values types you're most likely to click with — whether in business relationships or in love — are those types that most closely resemble your own set of values. As a result, people with the same type are usually the most compatible. But besides being with another Privacy Guardian, the two types that you most closely match with are Responsible Friend and Loyal Rebel.

What's Your Best Quality?
The fact that you're an honest person who values the truth and is sometimes willing to make sacrifices in order to uphold it really draws people to you! But that's not the only thing. Your answers on the test indicate you're psychologically and emotionally stable and better able than most people to tolerate even the roughest situations. You are a reliable and dependable person whom others can usually count on, too.

What's Your Sense of Humor?
Oh yeah, you're really funny. (Actually you are, but you're so sarcastic that it's hard to tell when you're joking.) You mean what you say, but almost never say exactly what you mean. In fact you usually say the exact opposite. For instance, if your friend is wearing an ugly watch, you might tell them, "I wanted a watch like that once, but I got the wrong Happy Meal." Yep, there's a slight edge to your humor, but all you are really doing is telling it like it is, only like it's not.

The Ideal Sexual Partner Test
Your ideal sexual partner is a Type 6.
A Type 6 partner is just naturally into sex and, more specifically, this person is interested in having sex with you exclusively. That means they're as dedicated to fulfilling their sex drive as they are to using sex as an expression of love. And as such, they are also good at exploring the emotional and physical outlets of pleasure. They can put the orgasm on hold in order to get creative with just as much expertise and interest as they have in being affectionate and loving.

What's Your True Color?
You're brown, a credible, stable color that's reminiscent of fine wood, rich leather, and wistful melancholy. Most likely, you're a logical, practical person ruled more by your head than your heart. With your inquisitive mind and insatiable curiosity, you're probably a great problem solver.

The Celebrity Matchmaker
Not sure I buy this one. I can think of several actresses I think I'd hit it off with better. Especially if the characters they have played is significant.(See above)

There's just something about Cameron Diaz, isn't there? You sure think so, which is why this Charlie's Angel is your celebrity dream girl. The easy-going California native is prettier than any girl next door and still twice as nice. Her unpretentious, up-for-anything attitude has appealed to you ever since she chewed up the scenery with Jim Carrey in The Mask.

Discover Your Sexual Personality
Not sure I buy this one either. It definitely needs more explanation but here is what they said.

Your sexual personality is Phi-ELDN-9.
Your sexual personality is determined by your sexual persona (Phi), 4 sexual scales (Emotional/Physical, Look/Touch, Daring/Modest, Verbal/Non-verbal), and your libido score (9).
As a Phi, you have a good sense of yourself and your sexuality. You know how to turn on the sex appeal when it suits your needs, and have a fair amount of confidence when it comes to your sexual performance.
As a Phi, you are someone who maintains a middle-of-the-road perspective about most things in life, you are less likely to judge — harshly or otherwise — the sexuality or morality of others.

Who's Your Inner Rock Star?
Not sure I buy this one. Maybe if I knew who they were choosing from.

The rock star part of you is all Lenny Kravitz—a sexy powerhouse and unbridled megastar. Equal parts funk, soul, and psychedelia, you and Lenny embody one fundamental principle: Let Love Rule.

Finding Mr./Ms. Right
Me social? I hate crowds. The rest sounds close.

When it comes to dating, you're a Social Realist.
You're comfortable in social situations that fluster other people. It is in part this ease is that makes you a catch for potential partners. You like to take time to really get to know the people in your life, especially your romantic partner. Your challenge is to make sure that you get what you want out of the time and energy you've invested.
Because you're typically not an impulsive romantic, you're unlikely to be overtaken by waves of emotion or swoon for a pretty face when first meeting someone. In matters of the heart, you tend to find that it's more fun to let things develop.

Emode's Original Inkblot Test
Your unconscious mind is driven most by Peace

You are driven by a higher purpose than most people. You have a deeply-rooted desire to facilitate peacefulness in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with love ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to influence the world.

You are driven by a desire to encourage others to think about the positive side of things instead of focusing on the negative. The reason your unconscious is consumed by this might stem from an innate fear of war and turmoil. Thus, to avoid that uncomfortable place for you, your unconscious seeks out the peace in your environment.

Usually, the thing that underlies this unconscious drive is a deep respect for humankind. You care about the future of the world, even beyond your own involvement in it. As a result, your personal integrity acts as a surrogate for your deeper drive toward peace and guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others. People who have unconscious minds driven by peace tend to be independent thinkers who often prefer to live by their own high personal standards and moral code.

What's Your Animal Magnetism?
Polar Bear

You're one clever and complex cub, Polar Bear. Sure, you don't hibernate like most of your cousins, but you're not exactly one to spend all your time chasing tail either. Still, it seems you don't have any trouble reeling in worthy partners with that alluring wit of yours. You're a smarty who isn't afraid to delve into the deeper sides of life. When you're feeling shy and reserved, however, you might just prefer to roam the expanses solo — at least for a while.

But things can get pretty chilly up there in the Arctic Circle. When it's time for you to couple up, you probably look for a mate who can provide both mental, and of course, physical stimulation. So keep your eyes out for a partner who can keep up with your intellectual wanderings and heart-felt emotions. Once you've warmed up to them, there'll be enough heat to melt even the largest snowcap. Yow!

Which "Friend" Are You?

The puppy-dog eyes are just the beginning. Your Ross-like, brainy, charm can be devastatingly lovable. And like a certain unlucky-in-love paleontologist, you don't even know it! You do deserve some sympathy though, because, hey, it's hard not to come off as a know-it-all when you really do know it all. But there's more to your Ross-iness than what's stored in your head.

On the whole, people can see through whatever slight insecurities you may have because they just can't conceal your ultra-sweet nature, and deep-rooted, romantic, old-fashioned values. Oh yeah, and the monkey likes you best!

Which Movie Parent Are You?
Three Men and a Baby

Oh, no, wait a second, the spaghetti's boiling over on the stove, the doorbell's ringing, your baby's crying, and you've just misplaced that dirty diaper...in your briefcase. Looks like your parenting style is like the Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson characters in Three Men and a Baby. Your easy-going, creative approach to parenthood is charming and yes, sometimes even slapstick. We can see you cheering wildly from the spectator stands, calling out goofy nicknames and embarrassing your kids.

The point is, you're always there for them with enthusiastic support, making up the rules as you go. Leftover pizza for breakfast? Well, maybe for birthdays. Bath Time in the wading pool? Hey, if it ain't broke... And while some people might whisper about some of your unorthodox, family traditions, it's exactly those quirks that make you such a strong parent.

Even when things get tough at work, you know how to get your family back on track. Like those three men with their baby, you're going to succeed because you know how to bring laughs and a lotta love to everyone around you!

What's Your Theme Song?
I Feel Good (I don`t get this one at all)

Owwww! Nothing gets you going like an all-out, full force, soul-meets-jaguar, call of the wild. You've got natural soul that comes out in the closed-eye, full-grinned, screeches that James Brown made famous in this song. You don't even need music playing to feel the beat. You were probably voted most friendly, best dancer, or most likely to get this party started, because you do feel good. So good, so good, you can even bring a smile to the grouchy DMV lady's face. Like the syncopated beat of your theme song, you add just the right punch to any conversation. Your friends love the up-beat you bring to their down-beat, and your dates are never short of sugar and spice. Whether you are in the middle of an important meeting or stuck in traffic, the King of Soul's "I Feel Good" takes you through the toll bridge and towards the open road to your next event. Owwww!

The ESP Test
Dave, when it comes to psychic abilities, you have an unusually strong talent in the area of Precognition

This means you have an uncanny ability to look into the future and know ahead of time what is going to happen. You might, for instance, simply know that you're going to get that job before the interview even happens with a certainty that exceeds what you would expect to have simply knowing the facts of the situation. You might have a sense of dread before going out for the evening only to later have a flat tire on your way home. These little hunches are easy to ignore but for you especially, quite often lead to a true prediction of what is going to happen. These predictions can be used to generate positive outcomes, and the more you know about how to use your talent, the more you will be able to distinguish between fantasy of the future and an actual reality you are seeing happen, before it has actually happened.

While your strongest psychic talent is Precognition, Emode also analyzed your psychic strengths in:
Retrocognition: The ability to know what happened in the past.
Clairvoyance: The ability to "see" the unknown.
Remote viewing: The ability to see physical objects at a distance.
Telepathy: The ability to tune into others' thoughts.

Where Are You Most at Home?

Whether it's the social nature of meals, hanging out, or cooking that draws you here, the kitchen is the warmest place in the house for you — literally and figuratively. Too many cooks in the kitchen? That's doubtful in your home because the room with the food is the focus of so many good times. Your idea of comfort is fabulous food and people to share it with. It's where you can sit with the sun streaming through the windows as you read the morning paper, or where the smell of freshly baked cookies can coax a smile from even the glummest of moods. Heck, kitchens have been the gathering places for families for centuries. So you're just following in a long line of tradition.

What's Your Fame and Fortune?
Natural World

You're an outdoors kind of person who has a special connection with the natural world around you. In fact, you'd probably rather be outside right now. And that's cool — because that's where your future is. For you, there's no better playground or place to feel at home than when you're out amidst rivers, canyons, mountains, or jungles. The truth is, nature never disappoints, and it always seems to energize and relax you.

So draw on that innate connection you've got to the great outdoors. Whether you're reflecting on a flaming sunset, the pounding of waves on a beach, or the majesty of a mountain peak, let yourself be inspired. Fame and fortune await! So if you're wondering how you can contribute to the greater appreciation of the natural world, just remember: The planet's rainforests need protecting, someone has to save the orangutans, and hey, maybe there really is something to be learned from inner tubing down Mount Everest. So get out there and heed that call of the wild! It's waiting for you.

What's Your Destiny?
Dave, your destiny is to be an Advisor

Whether you know it or not, this is the role that is most in tune with who you are at your core. As an advisor, you are a quiet and reserved person who loves to help others achieve their potential through interpersonal connections. Others value you for your wisdom, integrity, and sound advice, as well as your genuine concern for people's welfare. You are a thoughtful person, trust your gut feeling about things, and have extremely acute intuition. You are somewhat of a poet in your way of thinking, finding beauty and meaning in simple things. Because of your sensitivity and soft-spoken ways, you may experience mood swings and the inability to get out of bad situation from time to time. Just be aware of that and you will get stuck in fewer unsatisfying ruts.

The Emotional IQ Test
Dave, your Emotional IQ is 126.

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Emotional IQ test. But your Emotional IQ score is much more than just a number: it's an indicator of success.

Research has shown that people with high emotional intelligence scores — not necessarily those with the highest IQ scores — tend to be the most valued and productive employees and have the longest and happiest romantic relationships.

So, where are you most emotionally smart? Your test results show that your strongest suit is perception — your ability to pick up on what others are feeling.

Because of this, you are unusually good at reading people's verbal and non-verbal cues. You're especially aware of the subtleties of people's actions, and can feel out the vibe of a situation better than many. That gives you and edge many wish they had. People with high perception skills like yours, however, tend to rely on them to the exclusion of others. As a result, they sometimes have underdeveloped abilities in other realms of critical emotional intelligence like managing emotions, empathy, and being expressive.

To truly excel in life and know how to relate to different people, you need to balance out the different kinds of emotional intelligence.

Research indicates that if people who are strong in perception can work to increase their overall emotional IQ score, they can prepare themselves to handle any interpersonal exchange with amazing skill — especially by learning to be empathetic and by being able to express what it is they are feeling or trying to say.

The Confidence Test
Well lucky definately, I`m not sure I would say wonderful or energized.

Dave, your confidence level is high

As a result, you may tend view yourself as a wonderful, lucky, or energized person. However you probably also have your days when you don't feel so hot. After all, you're only human. Because of your usual high level of self-acceptance and belief in yourself, you're generally open and accepting of others. People who come in contact with you likely appreciate this generous nature and may seek out your company.

Your intelligence seems to be the trait that you most value in yourself of the five main traits that affect confidence. You also seem to appreciate this characteristic in others.

The Attraction Factor
I don't get this one at all. According to the other tests I'm a smart, nice, average looking guy. So how can my looks be my best feature? From the questions on this one I'd call it a maintence factor test. As in how much time does it take you to prepare for a date.

Dave, on a scale of 1-100, your attraction factor is 53!

How did we determine your attractiveness score? While you were taking the test, we measured your responses to questions on 5 attraction dimensions — appearance, attitude, body maintenance, energy and behavior.

Here's what we found out: While your overall attraction factor is 53, you are getting most noticed by others for your appearance.

Which Reality Show's Right for You?
I don't get this one at all. Of all the reality shows out there about the only one you would ever catch me on is Sci-Fi's Mad Mad House. Realisticly I`m much more likely to be holding a camera than in front of one.

Dave, you're destined for Real World

You're a bit old-fashioned with a hankering for the classics. That's why your reality show is the Real World, the show that started it all. Whether it's the sweet pad or the hot roommates, there's just something about shacking up with six strangers that has always piqued your voyeuristic interests, and now you get to be on the other side of the TV screen.

Most likely, you're a bit of an exhibitionist — always the one mugging for the camera. Just wait until you get in the confession room — even better, wait until you get one of your cute roommates in the confession room. Pool, hot tub, coed showers? Three great reasons to spread rumors and create drama in a house filled with sex, lies, and plenty of videotape. The last thing you'd want is to be remembered as "the boring season."

What Flavor Fits You?
Things usually come out close to what I predict and when I am off they are not quite up to my expectations. That would make me some where between a realist and an optimist, though some people have accused me of being a pessimist. The description below I would attribute to a Pollyanna or some one on heavy meds. Also see "Are You an Optimist or a Pessimist?" above for a closer desciption of me.

Sunny Orange

Your sunny disposition and happy-go-lucky attitude are the kinds of traits everyone loves to have around. Our bet is you're known as the chief supporter in your clan. If there's a bash to throw, you're likely the first one on the horn. If there's a crisis at hand, you can usually be counted on to rally the troops. Easy to talk to and fun to be around, you have a gift for blending perfectly no matter what the situation.

This positive energy extends beyond good times into every other aspect of your life. Whatever your career path or goals, your natural ability to win people over and communicate ideas with enthusiasm are two key secrets to your success. The same glass-half-full attitude that makes you a fab friend will work its magic in the workplace. And in the world of business, those kinds of good vibes are always refreshing.

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